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Monday, April 27, 2009

吳名!你有种就放上真名!让我们对质对质!

都什么时候了!竟还有人提起128事件!
好像是发生在1月28号的大悲事!
吳名‧醫生的素質問題 2009-04-26 18:32

據悉今年的馬大醫學系五年生中,總共有7名華裔生無法通過畢業考,因此不能順利畢業,必須留級。
也許區區7名留級生,華社會覺得不以為然,可是對於馬大醫學系來說,卻是一個非常震撼的消息。
因為在馬大醫學系的歷史上,華裔生留級是少之又少的事,每次有也最多只是一個,可今年卻突然出現了7名留級,可見
事件頗不單純。
巧得很的是,這屆馬大醫學系的畢業生,正是當年2004年趕上128事件,成功進得了醫科幸運的一群。當年128事件爆發的時候,128名4.0滿分又首選醫科的優秀生無法如願進入醫學系,而被流放去其他科系。然而,能夠脫穎而出,擠進醫科的幸運兒,絕大多數都是來自預科班(matrikulasi)的華裔生,至於來自先修班(STPM)的華裔優秀生,則大多數加入了128的隊伍。在這裡要帶出的一個訊息是,政府曾經放棄了一大群想要從醫的先修班優秀生。
如今5年過去了,政府所驗收出來的成果,就是破紀錄的7名華裔生留級,不知我們應該作何感想?是今年的考試太難了?還是今年的畢業生素質不足?然而,筆者更為關注的是,我們馬來西亞日後的醫生素質到底會是怎樣?如果說今天的7名留級生是當年128事件種下的因果,那麼筆者可以斷定一點的是,日後更多的醫療疏忽、人命傷亡就是今天7名留級生現象種下的因果。整個制度都出了問題,而我們卻不得不去正視它,因為這可是人命攸關的天大事件。
政府在為醫學系招收新生的時候,把預科班生置於優先地位,卻把先修班生列為次等的級別。單單看每年的醫科、牙科、藥劑3大熱門科系的預科班生與先修班生比例,孰重孰輕一目瞭然,想要否認也否認不了。
再說,預科班與先修班,原本就是蘋果與橙的對比,論難度與水準,前者根本就不能與後者相提並論,如今卻湊成一塊來作為入學標準,實在是令人啼笑皆非。
筆者只能說,如今醫學系畢業生的素質不足,是政府當年收生標準的自食其果。
大馬的醫生素質每況愈下是眾所周知的趨勢,在一般的情況之下,若手頭上是寬裕的,民眾都會寧願選擇花錢去私人醫院,而不敢冒險去政府醫院,因為類似小鈺珊斷手事件的醫療疏忽,實在是太多案例了。毫無疑問的,政府必須嚴格管制醫生的素質,而醫生的素質就得一早從醫學生的素質開始培養起。馬大醫學系的留級生現象,絕對不是事出偶然,政府也應該是時候覺悟了。
星洲日報/言路‧作者:吳名‧2009.04.26
  1. 你可知道吗?!今年是第一年必定要每个“Components”都及格!若是像以往那种OVERALL及格的System,怎么会有人“肥佬”呀?!你到底知不知道?!还是只对128事件耿耿于怀、小心眼的放不下?![注:我的几位朋友Overall是及格的,只是不小心被其中一个Component给绊倒了,怎么办?只能怪运气不比别人好!?]
  2. 你真的认为好成绩PROMISE好医生?!还好因为当年教育政策的更换,要不然,被你这样的人当上医生,我想,我们的政府和社会更应该当心。。。。为什么?没有经过大脑、思绪的判断、论言!这种态度,才是致使小鈺珊斷手事件的发生呢!感谢上苍!
  3. 想必笔者还是心理不平衡!试问世上有什么是绝对的公平?!难道你这样的评论对那些“暂时失败者”是公平吗?!我建议,你需要精神医生的辅助!
  4. 私人医院远比政府医院来得好?!你可没见识过“私人医院”的无情。。。若是你是80%必死的case,就算有钱也没用!所以他们的成功率永远近乎100%。。。别被别人天真的给欺骗呀!怎么只可以听听片面之词呢?!
  5. 还有,你知道有多少非常有经验的专科医生任劳任怨的留在政府医院,为了什么?为了那皮毛的薪金吗?!到私人医院去的若说不是为了钱,难道真的是为了病人?!很难想象吧?!这才是事实!!!
  6. 而且,那些专科医生若不是在政府医院得到实习,怎么能在私人医院那么无情无私的开高价呢?!难道真的有BORN DOCTORS/SPECIALSISTS?!哈!太天真了吧?!

求求你,看在别人也有自尊的份上,还有自己的颜面上,停止多番提到128事件吧?!难道,你还想当医生吗?!

我们可不却你这样不负责任的医生。。。这种责任的学习,不是在可以或靠着你多番的努力可以得获的,而是从小的管养和自律!哈!我想,你也是不明了呀!

(到底是谁家的孩子,怎么这么不负责任的。。。丢脸呢!!!)

Monday, April 6, 2009

槟城一日游

刚到回来KL。。。
谢谢Ranjeev载我回来。。。

决定去槟城是非常的突然。。。
想到好久没见见Aunty和uncle了。。。(他们在我Matric的时候,非常的照顾我。。。周末都呆在他们的家上网、吃丰富的、还有带我去教会。。。哈!)

一眨眼,五年了!
这次回到槟城非常有意义。。。

到了姐姐的家过夜。。。
那个小瓜还是非常的可爱。。。(网站放的就是他的照片,可爱吧?!)
话越讲越多,人小鬼大哟!

和姐姐谈了1-2小时。。。哇!到了整半夜1点呢!感触非常多!
好久没坐下来和她好好谈天了。。。

隔天,吃了Dim Sum,去了教会。
不只和Aunty,Uncle见面吃了午餐,还遇到了王祖兴牧师和蒋祥平传道。。。
哇!他们的儿子也7岁了。。。光阴似箭呀!!!

还遇到Cindy。。。哇!都怀孕39个星期了。。。都不知道她结婚了呢!
哈哈!认识了他可爱的弟弟 - Xin Hao。哇!5年前我在那里弹琴,他还记得呢。。。当时的他才14岁呢。。。不错!还有爱听我弹琴的“仰慕者”。。。哈!非常感动。。。原来还有人珍惜我弹的钢琴。。。(Erm。。。可能,明天可以再录上一首,upload在这里耶!)
听说他唱歌还不错喔。。。可惜,时间的关系没机会和他合唱,要不然他可能又“爱上”我合音的了。。。
对自己的合音非常的有信心。。。时常得到欣赏和羡慕!(沾沾自喜、引以为傲的呢!)

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今天在教会,再次听到了这首歌!感动!

非常感动的一首歌。。。
很难想自己有一点不再能开口唱歌呢!!!
我要唱歌!我爱唱歌!
這首美麗的詩歌背後有一個動人的故事,作者名叫黃美廉, 她從小出生在台南,但由於接生醫師的疏忽, 造成她運動神經的受傷,以致於她一出生就罹患了腦性痲痺, 一直到五歲還全身軟綿綿的,媽媽在抱著她四處尋醫未果, 數度恨不得把她掐死,然後自殺---,儘管美廉心智完全正常, 但因顏面肌肉扭曲、四肢運動不協調、連開口說話都有困難, 導致人們對她的第一個印象,不是神經病,就是白痴。 
猶清晰記得,六、七歲時,美廉在自家門口爬來爬去, 鄰居看了七嘴八舌的對阿嬤說道:「你這個孫女, 我看以後只能到馬戲團表演……。」美廉到了一年級的時候, 還不會拿湯匙,她總是把飯菜吃得滿地都是。媽媽必須要蹲在地上, 把米飯一粒粒的撿起來。上學的時候,第一件要克服的事是學寫字, 可是美廉不會握筆,每天放學都要媽媽握住她的手, 一筆一劃的教她寫。 
一直到升上二年級,美廉才學會握筆。 二年級是美廉人生重要的轉捩點, 有一次教授美術的馬治江老師發現她畫得很好。鼓勵她:「美廉, 你畫得很好,很有美術的天份,要好好學習畫畫, 將可以做一個很棒的畫家。」經過多年的努力, 一九九三年,她順利取得加州大學藝術博士學位, 又榮獲教育部的十大傑出青年獎章,更在台 灣成為家喻戶曉的畫家
美蓮的爸爸是一名牧師,所以他相信:『凡神所賜,都是好的。』 的簡單道理,不願放棄也不顧他人的眼光, 每每在公眾的場合並非遮遮掩掩的不願正面承認這樣的女兒, 反而更大剌剌的將她放在最顯眼的地方, 驕傲的告訴他的朋友或教會的中的教友:『這是我女兒,上帝愛她, 我也愛她。』而現在,大家都愛她。
從小,她的父親從來不因她的特殊而有不同的教育, 讓美蓮不因此認為自己有所特殊,接受相同的照顧, 接受相同的懲罰,在國小老師的鼓勵下,毅然決然的走向藝術之路, 也走出了屬於自己與世界的一片天空。 在這不完整的身軀卻活出最完整的生命,心中充滿著生活的熱情。
而她也是一名基督徒,她相信上帝深深愛她,她每次出去演講, 都必須吃力的手舞足蹈表演或透過朋友的翻譯, 將她所願呈現的資訊完整的分享給喜愛她的大眾, 雖然開口歌唱對於作者來說是件極為困難的事, 但她卻在心靈與藝術揮中灑出美麗的生命色彩。
當我們聽見黃美廉博士對生命的奮鬥, 四肢健全五官完整的人們似乎無權抱怨人生, 更應該熱愛這樣難得且完整的生命。
如果你生命正有不開心的陰影,送你一則黃美廉親身發生的小故事, 希望能為你打打氣喔!!!
如果我能唱
詞:黃美廉 曲:王麗玲
如能我能完整唱一首歌,
那將是對你的感恩和贊美;
苦難中,你給我安慰,
彷徨時,你給我智能。
雖然我不能開口唱一首歌,
我卻要對你獻上真誠敬拜;
每時刻你的手牽引我,
你慈愛使我開怀。
天上的云雀啊!
會唱的人們哪!
你們可愿代我,
歌頌上帝無比之美?
我愿用耳傾听,
我愿用心共鳴,
這發自內心深處最美的聲音-
我真愛你!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

医生的字体




This is terrible DOCTOR's handwriting...

Monday, January 19, 2009

肖牛的,唱K去咯!

Red box & Green box - 金牛报喜庆团圆


新年来啰...
RED BOXGREEN BOX拥有数不尽的优惠等着您!

优惠期间:12/01/2009至09/02/2009

越K越发: 凡肖牛者获免费唱K(只限普通时段)*
- 只限“happy hour”后而已!(After 6pm) - 包括Buffet和周末喔!非常的划算。。。嘻!
- 记住:一间房,只有“一只牛”免费!!!多多“牛”也没用!哈!

好运上上签: 消费即可免费抽取优惠好康签*

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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Tenji Restaurant @ Solaris, Mont Kiara, Soho KL

昨天到了这里,新的地点!
尝试了日本自由餐。。。
朋友介绍的。。。
现在是promotion,超值得的!
RM33而已(1小时+tax了。。。)
可以和Jogoya媲美喔!
有生蚝等等(恶心,我不吃!可是,很新鲜!!!)
有各式各样的鱼、海鲜。。。
蛋糕!椰水!还有 Häagen-Dazs® Ice Cream 呢。。。
的的确确是便宜、超值!
可是,超多人的!
一定要会选时间。。。
我的朋友上个星期去吃,不多人。。。
可能是因为不是假日吧!
我们是在26/12去的。。。
超多人的!!!
因为没有book,所以在waiting list。。。
还好还可以吃到,不然,还真的是白跑一趟呢!
一些食物是要排长龙的。。。
所以,要先Plan啦!嘻!
Lessons:
book before u go!
eat as fast as u can...

Luncheon Buffet Promotion from 12th December 08 to 15th January 09 11.30am - 4pm
RM29.90++ for 1st hour and additional RM10 for the subsequent hour or
RM49.90++ for the entire lunch session.
++Price are subject to government and services charges.
After promotion, the price will back to normal.
Hurry up enjoy the over 200 Dishes.
Trully Gourmet Sensation.

Lot L-01-01 to L-01-11, Solaris Mont Kiara
No.2 Jalan Solaris
50480 Kuala Lumpur
Tel:1700-80-1818


注意:带多一些小孩子喔!
全部免费!
哈哈!
一起让它“zap lap”。。。
- kidding -

Thursday, December 11, 2008

《回家的路》- 范冰冰、邹砚文

一部非常温馨、感动的戏!!!
邹砚文非常的天真、可爱,表现得非常棒!

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回家的路》- 有权选择 无权伤害
主演:范冰冰、杜汶泽、邹砚文尹媗 下载

  漂亮的女主播田聪为了自己的工作和老实的丈夫路远方离婚,5岁的儿子也留给了路远方。后来,由她主持的真人秀节目《回家的路》因收视率低而面临停播,无奈的她决定去找自己的儿子路笑当主角。接下来,她对路笑忽冷忽热、对路远方落泪撒娇、甚至不顾自己的明星身份公开承认了和路远方以及路笑的关系,这一切都是为了节目的收视率。
  最讽刺的部分,是田聪第一次表露了最真实的自己,而她前夫却不是惟一一个了解她的人,那个过程被作为真人秀的一部分现场直播了,最真实的情感和最虚假的收视率“捆绑销售”,“成果”如何,可想而知。
  就失去多少来计算,田聪肯定是失去最多的人,前夫和亲生儿子的爱、她所选择的工作、她的粉丝以及公众对她的信任,就像路笑手中的那朵花,美好而易碎。但她绝对不是那个最让人心疼的角色。真正让人感到悲伤的是路笑,被伤害的人是他,最后“一笑而过”的也是他。“你不是我妈妈,因为你没有虎牙。”用单纯的笑容和稚气的语言掩饰了心里的失落和受到的伤害,那一刻你只想哭。
  故事的最后,路笑失望的背影让田聪心碎,也让人心疼。那一刻,田聪总算知道什么才是她最该珍惜的东西,但为时已晚;她一直以为能帮别人找到回家的路,却没想到,迷路的人却是她自己。就像路远方对她说的那句话:“这是你自己选择的生活,你自己承受吧。”
  是电影映射了一些人的生活,抑或是一些人的生活被融入了电影?在你找到自己回家的路之前,我看,就别做那么多无谓的猜测了吧。

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Time to *laugh laugh*

This is hilarious ...

Why Chinese shouldn't have English names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien [chinese dialect])
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien [chinese dialect])
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien [chinese dialect])
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

- Have a GREAT day -

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Medical Mnemonics part II

Arthritis: seronegative spondyloarthropathies
PEAR:
Psoriatic arthritis
Enteropathic arthritis (IBD)
Ankylosing sponylitis
Reiter's/ Reactive

Kawasaki disease: diagnostic criteria
CHILD:5 letters=5 days, >5 years old, 5 out 6 criteria for diagnosis:
Conjuctivitis (bilateral)
Hyperthermia (fever) >5 days
Idiopathic polymorphic rash
Lymphoadenopathy (cervical)
Dryness & redness of (i)lips & month (ii)palms & soles [2 separate criteria]

Thyroid carcinoma: features, prognosis of most popular
Most Popular is Papillary.·

Clinical features:
Papillae (branching)
Palpable lymph nodes
"Pupil" nuclei (Orphan Annie)
Psammoma bodies within lesion (often)·
Also, has a Positive Prognosis (10 year survival rate: 98%).

Urination: autonomic control
"When you pee, it's PISs":
Parasympathetic Inhibits Sympathetic.

Gram positive stain
Gram Positives
Stain Purple (violet-blue) because of
their thick Peptidoglycan layer

Hypercalcemia: symptoms of elevated serum levels
"Bones, Stones, Groans, Moans":
Bones: pain in bones
Stones: renal
Groans: pain
Psychic moans/ Psychological overtones: confused state

Wernicke-Korsakoff triad
Syndrome in alchoholics, who love to "drink CANs of beer":
Confusion
Ataxia
Nystagmus

SIADH: diagnostic sign
Syndrome of INAPPropriate Anti-Diuretic Hormone:
Increased Na (sodium)
PP (urine)·
SIADH is characterized by increased urinary sodium.

Felty's syndrome: components
SANTA:
Splenomegaly
Anaemia
Neutropenia
Thrombocytopenia
Arthritis (rheumatoid)

Conscious change: causes
AEIOU TIPS:
Alcohol
Encephalopathy
Infection
Opioid
Uremia
Trauma
Insulin
Psychosis
Syncope

Premature ejaculation: treatment
4 S's:
SSRIs [eg: fluoxitime]
Squeezing technique [glans pressure before climax]·
Sensate-focus excercises [relieves anxiety]
Stop and start method [5-6 rehearsals of stopping stimulation before climax]

Neuroleptic side effects onset
The rule of 4's:
Dystonia: 4 hours-4 days
Akathesia: 4 days-40 days
Extrapyramidal symptoms: 4 days-4 weeks
Tardive dyskinesia: 4 months (greater than)·

Note that tardive is obviously the latest one to happen (tardive=tardy/late).·
Note that the first letters of these four classic symptoms spell "DATE", and this mnemonic is the dates when they occur.

Pulmonary fibrosis: differential of both upper and lower lobes
BREAST SCAR:·
Upper lobe:
Beryliosis
Radiation
Extrinsic allergic alveolitis
Ankylosing spondylitis
Sarcoidosis
TB·

Lower lobe:
Systemic sclerosis
Cryptogenic fibrosing alveolitis
Asbestosis
Radiation


Strep throat score / Issac Criteria
NO FACE:
NO cough: no cough is +1
Fever: has fever is +1
Age: less than 5 years is -1, 15-45 years is 0, greater than 45 years is +1
Cervical nodes: cervical nodes palpable is +1
Exudate: tonsillar exudate is +1·

Scoring interpretation:
Score 0-1: no strep throat.
Score 1-3: possible strep throat, do a swab test.
Score 4-5: strep throat is likely, so treat empirically.

Haematology: key numbers
3 and 4 are key in in haematology:
1.34 cm3 of oxygen is carried by a gram of hemoglobin.
There's 3.4mg of iron in each gram of hemoglobin.
There's an average of 3.4 lobes per neutrophil.
There's 34mg bilirubin from each gram of hemoglobin.

Thigh: innervation by compartment
"MAP OF Sciatic":
Medial compartment: Obturator
Anterior compartment: Femoral
Posterior compartment: Sciatic·
So all the thigh muscles in that compartment get innervated by that nerve.

Beck's triad (cardiac tamponade)
3 D's:
Distant heart sounds
Distended jugular veins
Decreased arterial pressure

Paget's disease of bone: signs and symptoms
Four L's:
Larger hat size
Loss of hearing: due to compression of nerve
Leontiasis ossea (lion-like face)
Light-headed (Paget's steal)

Kidney hilums at transpyloric plane [L1]
L-1 goes through hilum of only 1 kidney, and it's the Left one

Down syndrome pathology
DOWN:
Decreased alpha-fetoprotein and unconjugated estriol (maternal)
One extra chromosome twenty-one
Women of advanced age
Nondisjunction during maternal meiosis

T2 vs. T1 MRI scan
"WW 2" (World War II):·
Water is White in a T2 scan.·
Conversely, a T1 scan shows fat as being whiter.

Malignant melanoma: 3 sites with poor prognosis
BANS:
Back of Arm
Neck
Scalp

Alpha-fetoprotein: some major causes for increased maternal serum AFP during pregnancy
TOLD:
Testicular tumours
Obituary (fetal death)
Liver: hepatomas
Defects (neural tube defects)

Stroke: young patient's likely causes
7 C's:
Cocaine
Consanguinity [familial such as neurofibromatosis and von Hippel-Lindau]
Cancer
Cardiogenic embol
hyperCoagulation
CNS infection [eg: HIV conditions]
Congenital arterial lesion

Congenital talipes equinovarus (CTEV, clubfoot): major physical findings
CAVE:
Cavus
Adduction
Varus
Equinus

Hirsutism vs. virilism
Hirsutism: Hair on body like a male.
Virilism: Voice and rest of secondary sexual characteristics like a male.

Wiskott-Aldrich syndrome: symptom triad
WASTER:Wiskott Aldrich Syndrome is:
Thrombocytopenia
Eczema
Recurrent staphlococcal infections

Pheochromocytoma: common symptoms
5 P's:
Paroxysmal rise in BP
Palpitations
Perspiration
Pain in abdomen
PMV in urine

Colon carcinoma: aeitiology
CRAPS:
Chronic ulcerative colitis
Ratio of animal fat:fibre diet
Adenomatous polyps
Familial Polyposis
Strong family history of colon cancer.


Source: http://www.medicalmnemonics.com/

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Medical Mnemonics part I

MI: sequence of elevated enzymes after MI
"Time to CALL 911":· (From first to appear to last:)
Troponin
CK-MB
AST
LDH1

Rashes: time of appearance after fever onset
"Really Sick Children Must Take No Exercise":·
(Number of days after fever onset that a rash will appear:)
1 Day: Rubella
2 Days: Scarlet fever/ Smallpox
3 Days: Chickenpox
4 Days: Measles (and see the Koplik spots one day prior to rash)
5 Days: Typhus & rickettsia (this is variable)
6 Days: Nothing
7 Days: Enteric fever (salmonella)

Gout: major features
GOUT:
Great toe
One joint (75% monoarticular)
Uric acid increased (hence urolithiasis)
Tophi

Gout: factors that can precipitate an attack of acute gouty arthritis
DARK:

  • Diuretics
  • Alcohol
  • Renal disease
  • Kicked (trauma)·
  • And, the attack occurs most often at night [thus "dark"].

Hepatitis: transmission routes
"Vowels are bowels":

Hepatitis A and E transmitted by fecal-oral route.



Rheumatic fever: Revised Jones criteria
JONES PEACE:·
Major criteria:

  • Joints: migratoryO (heart shaped)
  • Carditis: new onset murmur
  • Nodules, subcutaneous: extensor surfaces
  • Erythema marginatum
  • Sydenham's chorea·
Minor criteria:

  • PR interval, prolonged
  • ESR elevated
  • Arthralgias
  • CRP elevated
  • Elevated temperature (fever)·
Need 2 major or 1 major and 2 minor criteria, plus evidence of recent GAS infection (throat cx, rapid antigen test, or rising strep antibody titer).


Pterygoid muscles: function of lateral vs. medial
"Look at how your jaw ends up when saying first syllable of 'Lateral' or 'Medial' ":
"La": your jaw is now open, so Lateral opens mouth.
"Me": your jaw is still closed, so medial closes the mandible.

Hypersensitivity reactions: Gell and Goombs nomenclature
ACID· (From I to IV:)
Anaphylactic type: type I
Cytotoxic type: type II
Immune complex disease: type III
Delayed hypersensitivity (cell mediated): type IV

APKD: signs, complications, accelerators
11 B's:·
Signs:

  • Bloody urine
  • Bilateral pain [vs. stones, which are usually unilateral pain]
  • Blood pressure up
  • Bigger kidneys
  • Bumps palpable·
Complications:

  • Berry aneurysm
  • Biliary cysts
  • Bicuspid valve [prolapse and other problems]·
Accelerators:

  • Boys
  • Blacks
  • Blood pressure high
Hemoglobin binding curve: causes of shift to right
"CADET, face right!":
CO2
Acid
2,3-DPG (aka 2,3 BPG)
Exercise
Temperature

Epidermis layers
"Come, Let's Get Sun Burned":· (From superficial to deep:)
Corneum
Lucidum
Granulosum
Spinosum
Basale [Germinativum]·
Alternatively:
"Can Lori Get Some Gas?"·
"Can Little Girls Speak German?"·
"Can Larry Get Some Beer?"

External carotid artery branches
"Some Aggressive Lovers Find Odd Positions More Stimulating":
Superior thyroid
Ascending pharyngeal
Lingual
Facial
Occiptal
Posterior auricular
Maxillary
Superficial temporal

Ventricular tachycardia: treatment
LAMB:
Lidocaine
Amiodarone
Mexiltene/ Magnesium
Beta-blocker

Glycogen storage: names of types I through VI
"Viagra Pills Cause A Major Hardon":
Von Gierke's
Pompe's
Cori's
Anderson's
McArdle's
Her's

Suicide risk factors
SAD PERSONS scale:
Sex: male
Age: young, elderly
Depression

Previous suicide attempts
Ethanol and other drugs
Reality testing/ Rational thought (loss of)
Social support lacking
Organized suicide plan
No spouse
Sickness/ Stated future intent


Weights of children with age
Newborn 3 kg
6 mos 6 kg (2x birth wt at 6 mos)
1 yr 10 kg (3x birth wt at 1 yr)
3 yrs 15 kg (odd yrs, add 5 kg until 11 yrs)
5 yrs 20 kg
7 yrs 25 kg
9 yrs 30 kg
11 yrs 35 kg (add 10 kg thereafter)
13 yrs 45 kg
15 yrs 55 kg
17 yrs 65 kg

Head circumference with age
· Remember 3, 9, and multiples of 5:
Newborn 35 cm
3 mos 40 cm
9 mos 45 cm
3 yrs 50 cm
9 yrs 55 cm



Source: http://www.medicalmnemonics.com

Monday, November 17, 2008

Interesting eye tests...




Interesting?! haha...
Have a nice day!!!

Are u genius?!?! Wahahaa...

Are you genius? or, juz ordinary?!
Mind to tell me your score?!!? hahaha...

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Funny Articles。。。

Got this email from my frens...
damn funny.... huhuhu!!
enjoy ya!!!


Subject: Ms Malaysia

One of the main reasons why in recent years, Malaysian Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

> > > > MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Singapore : Light bulb
Miss Malaysia : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'

> > > > MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Singapore : Leopard
Miss Malaysia : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

> > > > MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Singapore : Lamborghini
Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

> > > > MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Singapore : Lychee
Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

> > > This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Malaysia should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Malaysia was having so many problems with the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.

> > > Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L' Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Malaysia : LAN CIAU


The Judges fainted..!!!

Friday, August 29, 2008

“性丑闻”

发生在一名年轻、天真的华人男子。。。

KUALA LUMPUR: Anggota bomba yang sinonim dengan memadamkan kebakaran atau mengeluarkan mangsa tersepit dalam kemalangan terpaksa melakukan tugas menyelamat paling pelik, semalam.

Sepasukan anggota dari Balai Bomba dan Penyelamat Pantai di sini dipanggil bagi membantu doktor memotong cincin besi keluli yang tersekat pada pangkal kemaluan seorang pesakit lelaki di Pusat Perubatan Universiti Malaya (PPUM).

Doktor terpaksa menggunakan kemahiran anggota bomba bagi memotong cincin yang sukar dicabut itu selepas pelbagai usaha dilakukan tidak berjaya.

Difahamkan, mangsa yang berusia awal 20-an sengaja menyarungkan cincin pada kemaluannya dipercayai bagi meningkatkan kekuatan seksual selain memberi kepuasan luar biasa kepada pasangannya.

Pegawai Balai Bomba dan Penyelamat Pantai, Sarjan Malek Neik, berkata pihaknya menerima panggilan kecemasan daripada kakitangan PPUM berhubung insiden pelik terbabit pada jam 12.43 tengah hari semalam.

Menurutnya, sebuah jentera dan enam anggota kemudian dikerah ke PPUM untuk misi membantu masalah terbabit yang disifatkan sukar dipercayai.

"Sebaik tiba, mereka dibawa ke bilik kecemasan sebelum dimaklumkan keadaan dihadapi ketika itu," katanya ketika ditemui di sini, semalam.

Katanya, dia melihat beberapa doktor berusaha mengeluarkan cincin itu yang terlekat pada pangkal kemaluan pesakit berkenaan.

Doktor terbabit cuba memotong cincin berkenaan menggunakan peralatan pembedahan, termasuk pemotong besi tetapi gagal kerana ia terlalu keras.

Malek dan pasukannya terpaksa menunggu kira-kira 20 minit sementara doktor bertungkus-lumus menanggalkan cincin berkenaan.

"Cincin besi keluli itu terlalu keras dan semua alat pemotong yang dimiliki hospital tidak berkesan memotongnya.

"Pesakit itu pula dilihat mengerang kesakitan setiap kali kemaluannya disentuh dalam usaha menanggalkan cincin itu," katanya.

Selepas segala usaha menemui jalan buntu, doktor meminta bantuan kepakaran bomba bagi memotong cincin terbabit menggunakan pemotong besi yang sering dibawa dalam operasi menyelamat mangsa kemalangan atau kebakaran.

"Keadaan kemaluan mangsa yang membengkak merumitkan usaha menanggalkan cincin itu. Malah, kedudukannya pada pangkal kemaluan menyukarkan untuk memotong," katanya.

Sebagai langkah keselamatan, doktor meletakkan sebilah kayu sebagai pelapik untuk mengelakkan kecederaan serius kepada kemaluan mangsa ketika pemotongan dilakukan.

"Kami terpaksa menggunakan pemotong besi bagi memutuskan cincin berkenaan. Tugas berkenaan dilakukan dengan penuh berhati-hati sebelum cincin terbabit dapat dipotong dalam tempoh tak sampai seminit.

"Anggota bomba yang terlatih dan cermat berjaya memotong cincin itu dengan hanya sekali percubaan," katanya.

Menurutnya, kemaluan mangsa terlebih dulu dibius petugas PPUM bagi membolehkan tugas itu dilakukan dengan lancar.

"Tugas itu amat mencabar, namun saya berpuas hati kerana khidmat anggota bomba berjaya menyelamatkan nyawa lelaki berkenaan," kata Malek yang menganggap kejadian seumpama itu amat jarang berlaku.

Mengikut kepercayaan golongan tertentu, tindakan menyarung cincin besi dalam kemaluan dikatakan mampu menambah kekuatan seksual si pemakai walaupun mereka sanggup menanggung azab sengsara akibat kesan sampingannya.